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lixpex: Best Of lixpex: Since the spell took full effect, Drake has had a fuckable ass. No, REALLY. Whenever any guy stares at it for more than a few seconds, not only will he want to fuck it, he will be WILLING and ABLE to fuck it, and fuck it like

but if u all leave u wont get to see me fall into this bottomless pit called “i’ve traded my life for the bodty”

thanks u guys. theyre on “vacation” now, littering social media with their selfies, gloating at the other cast members, and using lame hashtags like #nanamikEXIT and #nanaBEACH. ur continuous appreciation keeps them from realizing that they are unemployed

“Man im high as fuck… And horny…. Come suck this dick!!”But im a guy… You sure?“Damn it dude just fucking take my cock! Or I’ll make you..”

I wish this was me but im a guy which sucks

Im so proud of all you guys... I left you all alone for a whole day and I saw a whole bunch of new post and im so sorry I've been MIA but im here now can't wait for tonights episode and if any wants to know I will be live blogging

but im cant get interested in straight or lesbian sex. im an awful person. hoiphalloi: From the film Shortbus - if you haven’t seen it, get the dvd right away!! There’s a great scene where three guys are having sex and one of them sings the American

whoa u guys sent a lot of requests…

ze-pie: Forgot I never posted this but Garnet as Estelle! GUYS I CANT FUCKiNG BREATHE

That terrible moment when the main character finally gets the guts to confess her love to the guy WHO’S PRACTICALLY BEEN LEADING HER ON FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING STORY BUT HE ENDS UP ALREADY HAVING A GIRLFRIEND AND YET HE STILL GETS MAD WHEN SHE GETS

but-im-shy: my kinda guy

no im not watching woohyun fancams at 3am and crying naaaaahhhhhhh

ask–woogyu: [ Admin : somehow this turned out to be so OOT m’sorry but it’s surprisingly fun uhh—I think I’m gonna make some more but only if you guys are ok with that ehe ]

So I’m at work and there is this employee I work with, young guy that’s just a normal geeky dude and awkward but nice, funny, and enjoy talking with him! Anyway at my work today we had a long moment where we were busy and if we are busy that pretty

Golly gee life been depressing for the last 2 weeks (technically 3 years if we are being honest) and it’s still going I’m so tired….. I just don’t want to do things but I have so much I need to do and tried of being fake with my friends when

fightable-omo: almost forgot to post this! but yesterday, i’m pretty sure my coworker pissed his pants. a bit of foreword, but my coworker is kind of a cute guy personality wise, sometimes he’ll say stuff like ‘i’m gonna stomp my little feet

I’m really sad. Nothing has been working out in my life. The guy I thought I loved (still not sure but I definitely have strong feelings of some sort) isn’t compatible with me. I’ve been jobless for 2 months and I haven’t been

Title: Return, Revisit, Reunion Creators: corpsereviver2 + reapersun Fanworks Involved: fic + art Rating: Explicit Pairing: Sherlock/John Summary: John Watson has been writing a new blog about holidays and travel in the UK but when he’s asked

jesuschristvevo: i think i might be Beyoncé but im not sure

hetastucklovechild: dennys: good luck, crispies OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW

wordmage-girl: inkbleeder: susiephone: when will YA authors realize that the mr. darcy fantasy isn’t “hot rich guy is a huge dick to you” but “hot rich guy fucking respects and listens to you” “hot rich guy only seems like a huge dick

porygonzz: Click here to support Help Nausia recover from the fire organized by Cay Davishey guys my sister got really fucked up by a house fire; shes in the hospital suffering 2nd degree burns. she lost everything, even her pet cat taco. please donate

lilithkiss: Requests, round 4 - Hope you guys like them ^^ apparently, I don’t get the mechanics of Ryuko’s or Kakashi’s hair

redshirtt: grade-a-memo: nickiminajsleftnipple: These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea. your cashier might be gay your bartender might be gay the guy sucking your dick might even be gay But he said no homo tho he lied

dopesince1987: alwaysbewoke: every guy needs a freak like this at least once in their life High art Africa go in

korrainasamisjacket:You GUYS. JV mentioned this blog on instagram! Credit goes 100% to @iahfy but I still freaked out a bit.

but-im-a-tomboy: Look guys, it’s flawless Ellen Page again

Italy was amazing gorgeous. But I also had some huge panic attacks and a ton of anxiety. Cried a few times and did a few things that I regret. Developed a crush on a guy that I’m pretty sure isn’t into me, and watched the guy I’ve had

projectdtempt: After countless attempts of trying to figure out the color palette, I think I’m finally done. Hope you guys like it!

peanotbotter: peanotbotter:this is overpriced Microplsatic but i wnat it im this close to saying yes to this dress

ameythst: hey so im going to be traveling later this month to see my best friend and i have the plane tix covered but im trying to raise a bit of extra cash cuz ill be missing work and i need to cover food costs n such im not asking for donations but

im fighting to remain celibate until i get a boyfriend. but im not so sure its gonna work when the guy i like (who has no interest in dating me) keeps trying to fuck me.

Im sorry guys but this is me…

I feel like im the only person on tumblr that’s good at math

HAPPY CANADA DAAAAY!! I hope everyone had a super awesome one, I got to pet a lot of animals including an owl and the animal guy was showing us a snapping turtle and he was like “he looks scary eh?” and the guy eating poutine next to me

last night me and darfin were talking about our first time (kissing, sex, blah blah) and I tried to be romantic and I was like “before guys would try to show me their penis and I would be like ‘this was fun im going home’ but with you I would

so I did that trial weekend thing, I mean it still isnt my thing and im probably still gonna say no but apparently I attracted super nice people and super weird people. I got offered a job from this super nice guy who told me I was doing v well and called

I had to go buy steel toe shoes for work (why im not lifting things or anything but okk) and they were all super ugly and expensive but the shoe guy was so cute and nice and helped me pick out the ‘cutest’ ones and they have purple on the inside

I just watched a video saying that women (at least in their country) are supposed to get their first pap test when they are 25 but im positive I got mine when I was 17-18 (also my first breast exam and the lady was like ‘oh its easy to feel lymph nodes

GUYS IM GOING TO BE AN AUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!they just got matched with a child and they are having their first visit soon and by next month he should be moving from foster care to my sisters house!!!!!!!

in my messages theres one guy who keeps talking to me in a way I probably wouldnt be chill with now and apparently this was around the time I lost my virginity and he said I was acting different and I was like ‘im not a virgin anymore’ and he was

you guys are absolutely great ilu all

im awake already uvu kinda tired but im really happy about something maybe ill tell you guys about it later

also you guys should tell me if anyone has any spare perfect or near perfect IV dittos i can trade wish eevees for them uvu

im gonna tell you guys another gross story about 2-3 years back i had some afternoon literature classes in my college and i was waiting for my dad to pick me up after it so i was waiting inside the building, sitting on this bench, lots of ppl walk by

but on that note just remember if you guys like my designs and would like them to be considered i would appreciate a rating here & here <3

I went out on a car ride today and I took my 3ds and just as we were getting back home LOOK !!!I DID ITTTTT i hatched like 800+ eggs or so i lost count, to get this little guy and he’s perfect ;o; he got the ability i wanted (sap sipper) and has all

floralmarsupial: Hey guys here’s the comic I did for @betakidzine !!!! It took a lot of work, and a wide span of emotions but I’m so happy to finally show you guys!!!!! I was thinking of adding an epilogue to it but I think instead y’all following

So I’ve been trying to sketch commissions for an hour and a half but im really getting discouraged becuase I have no drive to draw them…at least not while i have this EXTREAM URGE TO DO ANOTHER COMIC PAGE AURGH.

tangarang: “i love your art, but can you draw a little less ____ and more ____, again, thanks!!” ITS NOT LIKE IM GETTING PAID FOR ANY OF THIS OK.

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH OH MY GO D

Warning: Absolutely everything in this picture belongs to Steven Universe and Rebeca Sugar, but also has been poorly edited by me. Pearl: Hey Garnet, we must go, we have a mision to- OMG! guys sorry SORRY!… I’ll come back in… maybe half hour? (By

I can’t tell whats funnier, That yal just find out that I’ve been a mother for 10 years or that I’m not a guy.

I would say ‘im sorry’ but im not so

stinkyhat replied to your post: i know what i wanna draw but im not su… draw crypton vocaloids. give them all different body shapes and faces do u guys just skim thru my text posts without comprehending what i wrote

to the people who have sent me nice messages about my art: im sorry i cant reply to them all but i have seen then. i love them. and i love y’all. they make my bad days not so bad <3

so y’know even tho im sure the game devs leaving in caster’s romance-y feelings and dialogue for girl hakuno was probably an afterthought given how she still calls her “husband” and was also probably fueled by “haha guys think girl/girl is

mlems:ive decided i simply cannot be a librarian because like i see a hot man and absolutely lose it incredibly brave of my coworker to keep talking to that guy for over 20 minutes. i, personally, chose hiding in the storage room

Plz keep me company and send me asks while I watch Harry Potter 😀

I took a lil vid of me dancing (badly), I might show you guys

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